It’s so hard for a choosy guy like me to pick my favorite media cliché that best represents the penis envy of every N.D.-hating moron with a pen or a microphone. From “N.D. is racist” (for firing an incompetent moron) to “The academic standards are too high to recruit top athletes,” the choices are wide and varied.
For me, though, I’d have to say that the brain-fart I enjoy most is the race-baiting, anti-N.D. media figures, struggling to come up with valid criticisms of Charlie Weis now that the firing of Tyrone “Radio” Willingham has been justified about 15 times over, clinging to their last bastion of hope: Weis is winning with Ty’s players.
It’s a notion that comes up from time to time by those who have some level of an ax to grind with a given program, usually after they’ve fired a head coach under visible circumstances – I’ve even heard it tossed around about Jon Gruden’s Super Bowl season (with “Dungy’s players”), as if Tony Dungy had anything more to do with that roster than a few first-round playoff exits and watching his star players implode and mail it in once the postseason hits.
If anything, it’s most often a seriously damning indictment of the coach’s predecessor, because if the prior man-in-charge legitimately had the same collection of players, he apparently couldn’t accomplish the same things as his replacement. In other words, I took the same guys and did what you couldn’t.
Having said this, legitimate examples do exist of this phenomenon taking place under the appropriate circumstances. We do occasionally see a very accomplished coach step down and have his less-skilled successor manage to keep things afloat for a season or two before steering the program onto a sandbar. And in these cases, the successor was without a doubt winning due to the prior coach’s players (or perhaps more appropriately, winning with the prior coach’s system – players, ethics, principles, etc., which inevitably linger in the short-term of their mentor’s departure).
A great example is Tom Osborne resigning after building a dynasty at Nebraska, which culminated in 3 national titles in 4 years before retiring after the 1997 season. His replacement Frank Solich stepped in and actually put together a string of decent seasons, from their near-miss 1999 squad that finished 12-1 and obliterated defending national champ Tennessee in the Fiesta Bowl (and probably deserved to play F.S.U. for the title over the mighty Hokies, who built their unbeaten season on 1-AA patsies) to the 2001 team that played Miami in the B.C.S. championship game.
Right around there, however, is where the program no longer had any remnants of the Osborne era on its roster, and the program not-so-coincidentally became suddenly and alarmingly ordinary. The Huskers ceased to be competitive with the stronger programs in their own conference – let alone the entire nation — and Solich was canned in the aftermath of the 2003 season.
But perhaps the absolute gold standard of piggy-backing a prior coach’s success is none other than Uncle Fester himself, Miami’s Larry Coker. Prior to taking over at the helm in 2001, the Miami program had been resurrected from the dead by Butch Davis.
Saddled with sanctions, scholarship reductions, and bizarre off-the-field instances (including finding one of their players laying dead in his apartment bathtub), the Hurricane program was a total and literal shit heap. The best players in the state were now heading north to play for Steve Spurrier’s Fun & Gun Gators or to Tallahassee to take advantage of Bobby Bowden’s outstanding Free Shoes and Merchandise Plan at Florida State.
Davis took over and recruited both athletes and accountability. Team unity was developed. The same program filled with a roster full of thugs on the take from rapper Luther Campbell just a couple of years prior was now spending its Thanksgiving holiday delivering meals to low-income families in the Miami area. Excellence in all phases of the game became the expectation, and before you knew it, the Miami program that previously maintained a questionable high annual ranking due to flashy skill position players running up big passing stats and scores against weak schedules now had a ridiculously loaded defense and a running game so stacked that future NFL superstar Clinton Portis began his career as a defensive back.
After two straight New Year’s Day dismantlings of Joe Hamilton’s prolific Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets and Spurrier’s S.E.C. Champ Gators, Davis bolted for the NFL, leaving Offensive Coordinator Coker as the next in line to run the show. And for 2 straight seasons, he certainly looked the part, winning one national title and coming within one horrific pass interference call of another.
But much like Solich, once the players who were recruited and developed under Davis’ watch were gone (most of them currently spending their winter vacations at the Pro Bowl in Hawaii), the program took a very immediate and precipitous drop, to the point that they didn’t even belong on the same field as L.S.U. to close out last season, and have kicked off 2006 with an even-worse-than-it-looks 1-2 record. He’s now a dead man walking (metaphorically speaking, of course – not literally like Paterno).
University of Miami Head Coach Larry Coker answers questions about his employment status
Going back to my original point, I’d now like for someone to make a reasonable comparison between the above situations and Charlie Weis pulling a top-ten finish out of a program that had spent two years racking up blowout losses at a rate never before seen at the University of Notre Dame. Tell me how the Irish shattered every conceivable passing statistical record, came within one illegal push of beating the #1 team in the nation (who had beaten them by 31 points during each of Willingham’s three seasons), and earned a B.C.S. bowl berth due to the outstanding foundation laid by Tyrone Willingham’s inept staff. Explain to me in credible terms and reasoning how Weis was helped along.
As a compromise, I’ve decided we can make a deal that will make everyone happy: Michael Wilbon (when he’s not on the verge of a stroke on “P.T.I.”), Rod Gilmore (when he’s not giving head through a glory hole in a highway rest stop), Mark May (when he’s not heroically attempting to prove that he’s the biggest moron God ever created), and the Reverend Jesse Jackson (when he’s not…..never mind – it’s too easy) can continue to give Willingham some measure of credit for the players that are currently setting offensive records under Coach Weis.
But in exchange, they all have to come right back next year and give him every bit as much blame for the fact that the Irish will have a whopping total of approximately 20 upperclassmen on scholarships (half of whom likely wouldn’t crack the two-deep portion of the roster of the average Top 30 program), forcing us to throw the freshmen and sophomores from Weis’ first two recruiting classes (not coincidentally ranked in the Top 5) all over the starting line-up. I expect them to remember this when we’re struggling to have a winning record in 2007.
Do we have a deal?
Haha! I love the Uncle Fester/Larry Coker picture! I couldn’t possibly agree more with you about jagg-offs like Mark May and Michael Wilbon. Even though I already hate USC and want ND to beat their asses by 50 points everytime the two schools meet, I want ND to beat them more so than usual this year so that I can see the look on Mark “I-have-Pete-Carrol’s-dick-in-my-mouth-24/7” Mays’ face when he has to tell good ol’ Lou he was wrong and Lou was right about ND on national TV. *Knocks on wood* I don’t wanna jinx ND or anything, but I just really want to laugh at that rat bastard Mays cuz he’s such an intolerable, arrogant prick all of the time. I don’t think there could possibly be three words that could come out of Mays’ mouth that could satisfy ND fans like me more than, “I was wrong.” Keep up the good work and hopefully the underclassmen and the new recruits will step up big for us in ’07.
Great article
Struggling to have a winning record in 2007? Let’s hope not!
In my humble opinion, Larry Coker looks much more like Odo from Star Trek Deep Space 9:
http://www.startrekdb.se/multimedia/bilder/ds9_odo/odo-3.jpg
This is my latest pet peeve. When the irish look good, and Brady Quinn completes a long pass to Jeff S. for a touchdown, you get announcers like Brent Musberger saying something like “say what you will about Ty Willingham, but I don’t think he got enough credit as a recruiter.”
As if the presence of BQ and JS in the program establish Tyrone’s bonafides as a recuiter. This just KILLS me.
1. First of all, why do the talking heads not talk about Ty’s recruiting when the Irish are completely unable to run the foootball or protect the quarterback against Michigan? Clearly, the O-line was significantly overmatched in that game (and in others). And those are Ty’s guys. We have a true freshamn starting at right tackle because TW left the cupboard bare in both depth and quality on the O-line. Same thing in the secondary. Those were Ty’s guys getting torched in the Fiesta Bowl. If we have freshman and sophomores getting significant playing time in the defensive backfield, it is because TW FAILED TO DO HIS JOB in recruiting DBs. But at least he recruited Brady Quinn.
2. Which brings me to my second point. The Quinn recruitment was pure luck. Ty and his staff weren’t looking at BQ. They were looking at Ndukwe, and Ndukwe told them “Hey, my best friend is a huge Irish fan and a pretty good QB. You ought to check him out.” At least they took Chinedum’s good advice. Bottom line: BQ was handed to them on a platter – they didn’t unearth an obscure prospect, or win a grueling recruiting battle for him.
Winning with Ty’s players. Which is so much more than Ty was able to do. Sheesh.
Great points. When my Irish hating friends point out that Weis is winning w/ Willingham’s players, I simply remind them that the one yr. Willingham had a modicum of success was his 1st…w/ Bob Davie’s players.
The racist thing doesn’t work either. If ND was racist, why would they have hired Willingham in the 1st place.
Keep up the good work!
Preaching to the choir. But thanks anyway. Like a bright four year old said of the not so bright four year old: He just doesn’t get it.